I’m pretty sure a bag-o-puppies can fix any situation.
Wife finds you with a tranny-hooker … BAG-O-PUPPIES
Occupy vs. Police standoff … BAG-O-PUPPIES
The filling of a McDonald’s hot apple pie gets into your eye … BAG-O-PUPPIES
“Commerce, Education and …… BAG-O-PUPPIES
Everyone needs a BAG-O-PUPPIES!